What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is your favourite colour and why?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

Dr No

What techniques can be used to sing like Freddie Mercury if one is unable to hit high notes?

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?